Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Santa: ZEBRA.

Teacher: How?

Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Dear Bed!!

‎Dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):

R u true enough to admint??

LOL

teri odasi or khamoshi ki wajah ham nahi jaan ske 
faraz
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.wo to shaam ko teri ami ne btaya k tujhe aaj
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jharu se patai hoi he
choor yaar hota hai<:

Gr8 Quotes By Gr8 Ppl:

Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!
Gandhiji: hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!
Einstein: samay rukta nahi to use mod do!
Manmohan: gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!
Arnold: biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!
Bill gates: windows ko unlock karne k liye use code do!
ACP Pradyuman: Daya, darwaza tod do ! !